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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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