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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Yoda eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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