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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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