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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Daenerys eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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