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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Voldemort eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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