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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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