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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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