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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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