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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Worf eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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