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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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