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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ginger eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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