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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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