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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Maya eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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