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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rocky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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