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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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