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Pet death
My
aunt
Betsy
had their beloved pet
rock ⚫️
Simba
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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random pathetic excuse
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a venomous snake 🐍
a pufferfish 🐡
an ostrich 🐦
a wild boar 🐗
a cow 🐮
a warthog 🐗
a tiger 🐯
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