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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simba eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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