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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Alfie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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