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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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