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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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