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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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