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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pepper eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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