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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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