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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rufus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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