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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Loki eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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