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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simpkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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