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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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