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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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