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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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