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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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