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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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