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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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