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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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