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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Piper eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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