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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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