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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Squishy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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