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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Jenkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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