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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Buddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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