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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rosie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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