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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Poppy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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