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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Kirk eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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