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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rex eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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