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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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