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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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