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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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