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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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