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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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