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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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