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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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