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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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