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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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